Nursery - Qualified Nursery Practitioner

Join Our Team as a Nursery Practitioner! 

Are you ready for an adventure in the magical world of little ones? We’re seeking a Level 2/3 Qualified Nursery Practitioner to sprinkle joy, laughter, and learning in our nursery. Here’s what we’re looking for:

1. Warm Smiles: Your smile should be so warm that it melts snowmen and makes every child feel like the centre of the universe.
2. Joke Decoder: Can you laugh at jokes you don’t understand? Child humour is a mysterious labyrinth; you’ll need a map and a sense of humour.
3. Quirkiness Quotient: A dash of quirkiness is essential. If a child requests a princess, you’ll transform into the best fairytale royal.
4. Bathroom Announcements: Comfortably announce your bathroom breaks to the entire room. It’s a life skill.
5. Out-of-Tune Singing: Singing in tune is optional, but singing out of tune in front of a crowd is mandatory. Bonus points for dramatic arm movements.
6. Pop Culture Savvy: Know your Frozen from your Minions, superheroes, Disney Princesses, and Peppa Pig. Extra credit for spotting Baby Shark references.
7. Time Warp: Embrace the time warp—what takes 5 minutes might stretch to 15. Patience is your superpower.
8. Hug Distributor: Warm hugs are your currency. Dispense liberally.
9. Head Count Ninja: Rapidly count moving small people. Your eyes will be everywhere.
10. Mystery Substances: Be okay with unknown substances on your clothes. It’s like a surprise party, but messier.
11. Bodily Functions Whisperer: Talking about bodily functions is your forte. Swift responses required.
12. Tornado Enthusiast: Our nursery occasionally resembles a post-tornado scene. You’ll thrive here.
13. Noise-Proof Focus: High noise levels won’t distract you. You’re a zen master.
14. Food Wizard: Turn food refusal into an exciting challenge. Convince kids that broccoli is magic.
15. Playdough Gourmet: Realistically pretend to eat playdough creations. It’s an acquired skill.
16. Name Encyclopaedia: Memorize names—parents, siblings, pets, and special soft toys. Your brain is a filing cabinet.
17. Chair Compatibility: Sit on furniture that doesn’t contain your entire behind. Adaptability is key.
18. Inquisitive Kids: Answer personal questions: lunch menus, marital status, and bathroom activities. You’re an open book.
19. Thick-Skinned Diplomat: Kids might ignore you at the local store. Don’t take it personally.
20. Upside-Down Fairytales: Read fairytales upside down with interruptions. It’s an art form.

Hours: Full-time

Pay: £18,000 - £20,000

Benefits:

24/7 access to a personal consultant who is an expert in Education recruitment.

Access to a huge range of education opportunities

Competitive pay rates

Support with payroll and timesheets.

Access to CPD courses

Access to a professional indemnity insurance, life/critical illness insurance, personal accident cover and a 24-hour legal and counselling helpline service

If you are interested in discussing this role in further detail, please "APPLY NOW”, and you will be contacted for a confidential conversation!