Not Your Average Job Search; Recruitment

Posted 12 February by Equilibrium Recruitment

Recruitment snob.
Abrev - "RS".
Meaning; noun- One who believes that they are far superior, both intellectually and aesthetically to any kind of Recruiter.

The "Recruitment Snob" is usually found wading through the depths of a gigantic job board, hastily applying for jobs of which they are under qualified, whilst overlooking a sea of opportunity. An ever so densely populated surplus of "trainee recruitment roles" float by, neglected and tarnished by the "Recruitment Snob" community.

(From this point on, the "Recruitment Snob shall be referred to by its abbreviated form, "RS".)

The RS is often found in a state of disparity when they begin to surface from the ever soul-destroying job search, as they have come to realise that the response is scarce and that no one will ever hire a 21 year old chief technology officer with no experience and a degree in History for £60,000 a year- this is indeed, a sad time for the RS.

However; it is not unheard of for the RS to experience a glitch in their long-term dreams and beliefs. Usually during a moment of weakness they will take notice of the "trainee recruitment roles" and apply out of frantic hope and utter frustration brought upon them by the deceiving illusion of society.

Much to their surprise, the RS absolutely wowed the recruitment industry. They passed all of their interviews with flying colours; they enjoyed their role; they made placements and earned more money than they had sense; they were driven by success; they built long lasting relationships and made friends for life; they bought a jumbo jet, 5 horses and a small island. Money was flowing, life turned into a never-ending river of notes with a bank account that made them blush......

Make the right choice- a truly intelligent being would not ignore this opportunity!

If you would like more information about what these recruitment roles actually involve and how you can really earn the amount stated successfully, then it is definitely worth getting in touch!

Basic salaries begin at £18,000- £20,000 p/a DOE.
OTE of £35,000+ in your first year.

You need to be a strong communicator- if you have the social skills, a creative mind and a confident, competetive personality then this could indeed be the job you've been searching for!

Equilibrium Recruitment recruit in to all specialised sectors of recruitment consultancy, find out more about Recruitment sectors including; Technology Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Finance Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Oil Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Gas Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Energy Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, IT Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Management Consultant Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Engineering Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, SAP Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, HR Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Legal Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Paralegal Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Investment Banking Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Hedge Fund Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Digital Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Media Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Marketing Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Public Sector Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, International Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Pharmaceutical Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Bioscience Recruitment, Procurement Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Supply Chain Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Management Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Board Recruitment and Executive Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Banking Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Change Management Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Insurance Recruitment Trainee Recruitment Consultant,, Multi-lingual Recruitment, Trainee Recruitment Consultant. Get in touch! We typically place people into the following positions: Trainee Recruiter, Graduate Recruiter, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Recruitment Consultant, Graduate Recruitment Consultant, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Permanent Recruitment Consultant, Trainee Recruitment Consultant, Permanent Recruitment Consultant.



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